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I am not a fascist!

The word fascism literally means bundle.  The idea is that a bundle of sticks is stronger than each individual, and thus harder to break.  This is certainly true but of course you can still peel off the sticks one at a time and break each individually, which is pretty easy.

Fascists are genocidal, though their target group can be anything including race, religion, nationality and even political belief.  Sometimes they are cannibalistic – attacking themselves.  Also fascists like to rape and plunder – this is a big part of the appeal.

We are all fascists.  A few people are overt fascists but most of us are in denial.  What type of fascist are you?

Trumpkinism

This is a white nationalist fascist who supports Trump.  They oppose muslims, illegals and blacks.  They scream in delight when he says, “Bomb the hell out of them” and “Build the wall” and “What do you have to lose?”

Zionism

This is Jew Supremacism and a militaristic theft cult.  It takes its cues from the Bible which they believe instructs them to conquer the land of Israel.  They have raised their sights to the entire Middle East, which is why they are instigating a fight with Iran.  They fan the flames of ‘antisemitism’ around the world to scare Jews to move to Israel, though this can result in genocides like the Shoa.

Jihadism

This is Muslim Supremacism and is modeled after Zionism.  Their core belief is that “You are a good person so trust your conscience”.  Of course the irony is that they are fascists-in-denial, like the rest of us.  They are a foil for the Trumpkinists and the Radical Bombisists.

Nazism

This is the prototypical fascist.  Their primary target is the Jews but they will attack anyone.  Like most fascist groups they blame the Jews for ‘corrupting the blood of our youth’.

Russia

This is the soft fascism of laziness of corruption.  Their core belief is that the US ‘hacked’ their country to make them sad and alcoholic.  They spend their days spewing ‘Whataboutism’ on internet message boards but are easy to identify due to their signature: receipts denominated in rubles and a ‘spoofed’ IP address.

Polish nationalism

Poor Poland has been targeted and oppressed by both the Nazis and the Russians.  As a result they espouse a relatively pure and simple oppositional fascism: “We Want God”.

Dutertism

This fascism is based on the drug war with the help of military aid from Uncle Sam.  Their doctrine is a mix of “Killing is Fun!” and “I think I seen him doin’ drugs!”

North Korea

This fascism is based on propaganda by their Dear Leader, who is propped up by Russia and China to extort the West for trade concessions and IP.

Haredism

This Jewish fascism claims to be anti-Zionist to throw you off their true purpose: to establish a ‘democratic’ theocracy in Israel in which they can sexually abuse their own children and insist that this is ‘holy’.  Also, we will all be their slaves upon the return the Messiah.

Modism

Under their leader Narendra Modi, Hindu nationalists in India attack Muslims for disrespecting ‘sacred cows’.  They also partner with the Israelis to create a police state and vow to align with Netanyahu and Trump against Iran under the leadership of Nikki Haley.  Also, Pakistan.


Fascism need not be nationalist.  There are also ideological forms of fascism.

Socialism

Socialists hate their own grandparents for reasons you don’t want to know.  As a result, they renounce any responsibility for them and demand the government take care of them.  Any taxpayers who balk at this are accused of ‘murder’ (ironically enough).

Recoveryism

These fascists are united by their admiration for Bill W, who prowled 12 Step meetings in search of young women to harass.  They also enjoy exploiting their own members for labor and sex and bullying newcomers to suicide, whose deaths they then tout as ‘proof’ of their dreaded disease.

Chemical Imbalancism

Their core doctrine is “You’re a good kid with a good conscience (that is not at all fascist).  So if you massacre school children it’s because you forgot to take your pills that morning!”

Common Sensism

Having failed to teach their children right and wrong, these people are now terrified of them.  They also believe that a War on Guns will reduce violence and death.  “It’s just common sense!”™

Secularism

The core doctrine of the Western Secular Caliphate is: “Our right to drone those with core doctrines is not our core doctrine.”

Neo-McCarthyism

Believing that Russia ‘hacked’ the election, these fascists insist: “They used our freedoms against us! To corrupt our minds and poison our blood!  We must restrict our rights or we’ll end up like them!”

Antifa

This group is composed primarily of community college associate professors.  Their rallying cry: “Kill the fascists!”

Next Fall

By the sweat of thy brow shall ye toil in sorrow all the days of thy life until ye beg for death.

If you commit a sin at the Kotel such as not wearing a kippa or praying too loudly, a black hat may approach you with a reprimand. If they persist, a simple “Go away” usually works and if not then yelling at them will do the trick.  They are actually pretty timid and will scatter at any sign of disturbance.  Nevertheless, the secular Jewish community is terrified of them because their children will give them a vicious side-eye and may even call them blasphemous names and this could quickly escalate to getting stoned to death in the center of the plaza.  Therefore secular Jews are going directly to the government to demand that the IDF crack down on these religious extremists who are more dangerous than ISIS. Continue reading Next Fall

The Road to Utopia

People in the defense and private security industry are frightened because they think: if war and crime are resolved, then they’ll have nothing to do and will be out of a job.  While this is true, this bodes very well for the economy overall, as well as the standard of living.  Because instead of destroying people and lives and property, these people can focus on BUILDING lives and property and making people happy.  Of course there is less money in such endeavors – but that’s ok.  Because they will have a lot less to worry about and can sleep easy at night. Continue reading The Road to Utopia

Bing, Bang, Bongo

I’m not sure why I’ve never written an article on the causes of terrorism, as I’m the world’s foremost expert on the subject.  But I haven’t.  I’ve written a million and a half comments on internet articles, though never extensively as a blog post.  Perhaps because I could go on forever.  I’ve written about Omar Mateen and Elliot Rodger in my blog, so maybe that’s why I didn’t feel the pressing need. Continue reading Bing, Bang, Bongo

The Convergence is Nigh

  Socia lism Putin Bibi Assad Trump Terr ism Addi ction Free
S/R/P
Adx Myth bad bad bad bad bad fake fake yes
Oz bad bad bad bad real  no
Eli Lake bad bad good good real  ?
Prop OrNot bad bad ?  bad bad no
ENB bad bad bad ? yes
Charles good bad  ? bad bad
High-Minded good bad bad bad ?
Antony good bad ?
Max good good bad good ? fake
Eli Valley good bad bad  bad bad yes
 
Adx Myth bad bad bad bad bad fake fake yes

I was hoping to do a complete circle with only one degree of separation between each person.  I don’t think that’s possible, but hey it was worth a try!

Foiled Again

Scooby Doo – where are you????

Israel is awash in foreign funding and Trump just promised to increase the budget of the Palestinian Authority even as he slashed foreign aid to all other countries.  Israel is addicted to foreign aid.  They receive about $4B a year for their ‘defense’ budget to protect them from the Palestinian ‘terrorists’ among others who are funded by the US and the UN and other countries, even as they use the money to incubate ISIS to attack Europe (and which recently apologized for accidentally attacking Israel).   Continue reading Foiled Again

Israel Will Be Fine

Israel is delegitimizing itself in a hysterical and manic witch hunt against BDS.  Enemies are everywhere and intent on its destruction.  However this paranoid and shrill campaign only serves to alienate the very people it needs to stand up for it, especially young diaspora Jews who now see it as an intolerant apartheid state like South Africa. Continue reading Israel Will Be Fine

Nukies for North Africa

OPEC oil overproduction suppresses worldwide energy prices.  It is the bane of Exxon Mobil and BP.  How to fix this problem?  Easy: incite violence in the middle east, blame it on ‘terrorism’, and then lob in the nukies.  This is the overall strategy of Trump and the Generals.  Trump complains that ‘nation building is a disaster’ while at the same time he says, “I would bomb the hell out of them.”  And the Trumpkins cheer. Continue reading Nukies for North Africa

Anti-Semitic Jews

Recently NY and CA passed bills to ban companies from dealing with BDS organizations (Boycott/Divest/Sanction Israel).  Well regardless of what you think about BDS, they were successful in forcing G4S to divest their holdings in abusive Israel prisons and youth detention facilities in Florida.  Also, G4S gave Omar Mateen a gun permit despite knowledge that the FBI was radicalizing him.  They are bad guys, and they were held to account (somewhat) by BDS.  Yet, if you are a company in CA working for the state, it is a criminal offense to have ties with BDS.  Scary stuff.  Of course, the law will get overturned by the courts (we hope), but until then, how much damage can it cause? Continue reading Anti-Semitic Jews